11 Roommate for Sale

[gakkun]

Roommate for sale!

Anyone want to buy a Momoshiro? He's loud, eats a lot, seems to have a crush on Inui, has a toad that eats everything in sight, will try anything you give him, thought it was a good idea to break into Fuji and Yanagi's room, and soooooooo much more.

Any takers? Priced so low you might as well say he's free.

Comments

[inui]

You're welcome.

[gakkun]

I wonder if I'd have better luck selling him if I could transfigure him into something...

[inui]

I hear Fuji is experimenting with miniatures as of late...

[gakkun]

Really? Though I kind of don't want to have to owe him another favor.

[inui]

He's always looking for volunteers, so you giving him Momoshiro free of charge could be a boon.

[gakkun]

Think I could get one of those bottles of Felix Felicis before this to make sure that's what actually happens?

[inui]

No. There are no guarantees that if I provide you with an hour or two's worth of the potion that I will get a return.

However, if you let me observe you while on a modified version of the potion... I would be more than happy to give you a vial up front.

[gakkun]

Well even if this fails, there's now been an offer on him.

I say we try this first though because it looks like it might be more permanent. And sure, I guess, I can try this modified potion but if it kills me, I'm haunting you for the rest of your life and you'll never get any peace ever again.

[inui]

It won't kill you. I've already tested it on myself, but I need someone else to verify my findings.

[gakkun]

Okay. It'll probably be handy to have someone else around anyway when talking to Fuji.

[inui]

Then we have a deal.

[accioswallow]

ooc: they're both gonna end up in the same bottle