9 That was not a good idea

[gakkun]

Willow is full of evil people.

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[chinmoku]

What else is new?

[gakkun]

They are messed up people. Seriously. Don't ever go to that dorm.

[chinmoku]

But of course. The reciprocal ban has already been put into place by the Captain, anyways.

What sort of satanic ritual was being performed this time?

[gakkun]

Good idea.

Just never go into Yanagi and Fuji's room.

[chinmoku]

A housewarming gift is not suitable passage?

[gakkun]

Not if you like being alive.

[chinmoku]

Really too bad. And here I thought there would be things of value around the room that might have worked.

[gakkun]

It's not worth it. If you really feel like going, take a hostage to throw at things.

[chinmoku]

I don't suppose you'd fancy a trip back so soon?

[gakkun]

Take Momoshiro. Or Atobe. I'm sure you and him would have plenty of fun in that room.

[chinmoku]

I'm pretty sure the consequence of throwing Atobe would be far worse than anything Willow can do...

[gakkun]

It's not.

[chinmoku]

Atobe transfigured me into a bird. Yanagi peeled me a tangerine.

[gakkun]

So knock Atobe out first. It'll make him easier to throw at things too.

[chinmoku]

Of course! You make it sound so easy.
He would have been defenestration long ago if that were the case.

[gakkun]

So wait until he's gone to bed and dump a sleeping potion on him or something. I'm sure you can think of something.

[munchyburgers]

ooc: I crack up every time I read this comment XD

[ever_yanagi]

What a shocking accusation.

[gakkun]

One half of the evilest duo ever.

[ever_yanagi]

Indeed, would-be burglar?

[gakkun]

It was just borrowing.

[accioswallow]

And you intended to return everything?

[gakkun]

Eventually.

My roommate was in charge of that part.


[strikes deleted]

[ever_yanagi]

Usually, one should ask before attempting to borrow.

[gakkun]

You didn't get the note?


[ooc: There was no note.]

[munchyburgers]

How.... can you... type... with .... broken .... fingers?

[gakkun]

We go to a school where there's magic. Think about it.

[munchyburgers]

Well, I still hurt everywhere! I'll probably be stuck in the hospital wing for the rest of the term.

[gakkun]

Looks like I get my room back to myself if so.

[munchyburgers]

Like you're getting out of here anytime soon.

[inui]

Rude. I'll have you know that, on average, the inhabitants of Willow are only 23.8435% evil.

[gakkun]

It'd be more believable if that percentage was the good.

[inui]

As a member of the scientific community, I am obligated to only give an accurate number.

[gakkun]

Then your science is wrong.

[inui]

Never. I've done extensive studies.

[gakkun]

Then you're obviously screwing up something.

[inui]

Or perhaps your views are skewed by bias.

[gakkun]

Or your science is all screwed up because your biased.

[inui]

As a scientist, I can't be unbiased, otherwise my data would be useless.

[gakkun]

You're still human.

[inui]

I do allow for margin of error.

[gakkun]

See, wrong.

[inui]

You're 100% incorrect. All scientists allow for a margin of error.

[poison_green]

Eeeeeh? What's wrong with Willow?

[gakkun]

It's evil and full of evil people.

[karuchan]

Less boring that way.

[gakkun]

There's interesting and there's evil. They are not the same thing.

[karuchan]

They're cousins.

[masaharu]

Better evil than pompous and boring.